potty humor (my favorite!)

[PBR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec

[Nick]

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

[Nick]

From Blazing saddles, one of the best movies of all time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpB3ME_Xem0

[tcm glx]

Wow, that was hilarious.

nick, you are correct, blazing saddles kicks butt!!!

[SteveG]

Well if this is the direction you want to take GFB then I'll share a fantastic poo story.

So I used to work with this guy named Jim. I wasn't there to experience this, but Jim reenacted and told the story so well that occasionally I just have to pass it on. I seriously don't know that I've ever laughed so hard in my life... tears, unable to speak... the works.

One random evening Jim has some serious bowel issues... says he was on the toilet most of the night. More of the same in the morning. After a few rough spells he decides he's OK to go to work. He hops in his car and is fine at first. About half way through a 25 minute drive things start churning. A few more miles and he's starting to get nervous but he thinks he can make it. With a couple miles to go he's sweating bullets and praying to any god that will listen. Whew! He pulls into the parking lot. It looks like he's going to be OK. He gingerly steps out of the car and starts a hastened locked-knee, clenched-butt walk to the nearest restroom.

Now let me tell you a bit about the layout. The employee parking lot is at the back of the property. Early in the morning a couple buildings block the sunlight from the parking lot. For part of the year, the sun is low in the sky opposite the parking lot and it blasts you in the face as you're walking into the building.

You know how sometimes when the sun is really bright in your eyes it makes you sneeze?

[Nick]

starts a hastened locked-knee, clenched-butt walk to the nearest restroom.

We call that the penguin trot.

[Nick]

Steve, i found a video of Jim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linkadoor/2406239916/
The shame comes at about 29 seconds in.

[SteveG]

Steve, i found a video of Jim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linkadoor/2406239916/
The shame comes at about 29 seconds in.

Ha! From what I'm told it was something like that except more volume and add the force of a sneeze behind it. I believe the phrase he used was "blew out the back of my pants".

[bajascott]

habanero salsa fish tacos and tequila.....next morning on laguna salada nothing around but a few desert racers and silt ....
a LONG ride back to Pete"s camp.......1.00 showeres..........'nuff said lol

[yikes]

Steve, i found a video of Jim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linkadoor/2406239916/
The shame comes at about 29 seconds in.

Nick, as we all know, is the king of potty humor.

[Nick]

Steve, i found a video of Jim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linkadoor/2406239916/
The shame comes at about 29 seconds in.

Nick, as we all know, is the king of potty humor.

It's good to be King...

[Polarcub]

Gotta love Potty humor...So not my personlalstory but from another sailor...As most of you know I'M ON A BOAT.....check out the song on you tube i fyou havent yet its good but anyways...So the heads (bathrooms) vary in size but are ususally between 4-8 seating capacity. As you can imagine like a truck stop a great deal of use occurs with all the after effects. Sometimes their are "presents" shall we say left for one's viewing pleasure and of course some become conversation at a later date. Well this individual came strolling in to do their buisness and noticed that a their was a handwritten sign hanging on the door that read " Dont Flush...Pending world record"........

[BajaBronco13]

This is some funny s--- guys.

Anyone notice how you start prairie dogging it as soon as you are getting home and unlocking the front door. How in the hell does your poop know you are so close to your toilet, lmao.

[rezrider]

After reading some of these the first thing I thought of was the stall scene in Desperado where Tarantino had to walk thru to get to "the back room"...how does shizzle get on the wall "that high"???

[Polarcub]

Hahaha....I have asked myself that question more than once...there are some strange people in this world.....

[rezrider]

2 guys are out 4 wheelin...1 guy says he has to take a crap, th pull over and he riuns behind a big rock, when he's finishes he realizes he doesn't have any TP so he asks his buddy...he says no but to go ahead and use a dollar that'll work...The guys thinks about it and says alright! A few minutes later the guy comes back to the truck with crap all over his hand. His buddy says what the hell I told you to use a dollar...he said I did, 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel...

[Nick]

2 guys are out 4 wheelin...1 guy says he has to take a crap, th pull over and he riuns behind a big rock, when he's finishes he realizes he doesn't have any TP so he asks his buddy...he says no but to go ahead and use a dollar that'll work...The guys thinks about it and says alright! A few minutes later the guy comes back to the truck with crap all over his hand. His buddy says what the hell I told you to use a dollar...he said I did, 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel...

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