Words of wisdom.

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Re: Words of wisdom.

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Wrightracing.net wrote:When you are out camping or in the desert.

Dont pee uphill.
And
Don't pee into the wind.
I think this would apply to life in general...
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If it's got tits or wheels it's going to cost you Big time!
If it ain't broke, replace it anyway if you want to win.
For Off Road Dependability.......Ford
Your Karma ran over my Dogma......for you Catholics out there.
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As my pilot buddy says:

If it's got wheels, tits or wings it's cheaper to rent.
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For older guys.."Don't always trust a fart" and "Don't waste a hard-on"......
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Cheaters never prosper.
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Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Re: Words of wisdom.

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When I was a kid and asked my dad if I could have my friends help me he would reply with...

"One boy is a boy, 2 boys is half a boy and 3 boys is no boy at all"
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Silverslk wrote:When I was a kid and asked my dad if I could have my friends help me he would reply with...

"One boy is a boy, 2 boys is half a boy and 3 boys is no boy at all"
Hahaha! So true.
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Candy is dandy but liquer is quicker.
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Live it up and you may never live it down.
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Get paid for what you know not what you do.

And

Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on...
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Someday, I want to be the person my dog already thinks I am!
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Broncodawg wrote:Someday, I want to be the person my dog already thinks I am!
Lol. I love this.
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Re: Words of wisdom.

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"Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good"
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You can practice all week but you can't beat lucky.
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Re: Words of wisdom.

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Forgot about this one, had to tell the kid this morning.

"There's a reason you have 2 ears and 1 mouth"
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.......Rodger Alan wade

My friends wife was dusting a table next to him as he was sanding a fixed hole in the drywall, he said to her; "honey that's like taking a bath in a corn field". Her and all or our replies were about the same, faces of confusion. Then with perfect timing she said "what"? He said "exactly"!
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A good desert racer has 20/20 vision with a paper bag over their head.
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