Michael Cox (AKA Smart Alex)
Your fab work truly does suck. I'm going to beat these other guys to the punch. Let me post some pictures of how you hacked apart my XJ.
You have been exposed now buddy. I mean really bro? I would hide behind that welding helmet of yours forever. Who taught you how to lay such crappy beads?
Here is a list of my grievances:
1st thing...chromoly sucks. Who actually uses that junk?
2nd... you coerced me into purchasing low end dampening devices.
3rd... you blew through my $420.00 budget with all that crappy tig welding, and took way longer than the 24 hours you promised.
I am not licensed and have no formal schooling, but my design ideas were far superior to the work I am going to demonstrate below. This bed cage, what a joke. I couldn't even put a stroller in the trunk anymore. That was very important criteria I had in my vision for my Jeep.
I mean this whole situation offends me. You claim to be god's gift to fabrication?
I thought you were just my gift to fabrication? Every time some stupid rich kid with a large budget came to you with a project (polishing turds), you just didn't do my charity work "up to snuff." I told you at least 8 times, hook me up with a deal and you will own the next 4 Wheel Parts empire based on my deeply embedded relationships within the off-road industry. You could have been a rich kid too.
In addition to your bumpers and junky work... You need to work on your shock tuning skills as well. When I was smashing thorough Ocotillo, my HID's kept flickering on and off and I almost died when I turned on my headlights and the motor shut off. If you actually helped me tune my set up I wouldn't have shaken my ballast apart almost killing me.
You're not invited to my birthday anymore.
I think I can find it in my heart to forgive you. So if you want to work things out, call me. We can meet up, hug and take some selfies for this Instagram thing people keep talking about. Or I will just kick you in the nuts.
Just kidding Mikey
(P.S. GFB Crowd, just saw this thread and felt that some comic relief was necessary. I love off-roading, and love the community so I know you people can't totally take offense by this post. Don't be scared, post some ROFL, LOL, #Hashtags, FU's or something. If I get banned from the forum at least I went out with a bang.)
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